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Derp.
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1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
- Nope lol.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
- 2 weeks.
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
- Can't remember.
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
- Yeah.
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
- Today.
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
- Military junk and beer.
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
- Macaroni with cheese.
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
- Face and tits.
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
- Sabaton-Ghost Division.
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
- In a house next to a few bigger houses and a fucking forest.
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
- Wat.
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
- Globul Bulgaria.
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
- I'll pretend i didn't read that question.
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD?
- Nevar.
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
- Yeah in my pants.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
- Sometimes.
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
- Never been to one.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
- Dave Davidson.
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
- Last Saturday.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
- Subway.
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
- The cake is a lie.
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
- A cafe or a park.
24. CAN YOU COOK?
- Some stuff.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
- I don't have one.
26. BEST KISSER:
- Derp.
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
- Idk.
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
- I eat fucking everything.
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
- That i laugh at people's misfortunes and other horrible things. I just don't give a fuck.
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
- I sometimes talk too much.
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
- Never been at work.
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
- The patriot with Mel Gibson !!
34. CAN YOU SING?
- Not really. I convince my self i can though.
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
- Never been to one.
36. LAST KISS?
- Can't remember exactly.
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
- Years ago. I pirate stuff now.
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
- My phone and my chain.
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
- My toilet.
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?
- Desktop configuration.
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
- George Bush.
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
- Sometimes.
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
- Naked always. Sometimes with socks only.
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
- My pillow.
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
- Idk.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
- Don't drive.
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
- Pancakes.
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
- Not really.
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
- Raw.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
- Sort of.
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
- Dad.
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?
- Dad.
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED?
- Some marketing scam.
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?
- 1.
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
- Shirt, underwear and pants.
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
- "Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles!
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?
- I don't eat that American excuse for food.
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
- Yeah.
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
- Yup.
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
- Berries.
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
- I happen to like cartography a little too much.
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
- I touch myself at night.
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
- Wat.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
- Summer.
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
- This morning.
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
- 09:24 AM
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
- Nothing.
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?
- Don't drive.
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
- Murry.
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
- I like ninjas.
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
- Pirating Shogun 2.
78. BIRTHDAY?
- July 15.
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
- German Soldat.
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?
- Fuck no.
87. ARE YOU SMILING?
- Smirking only.
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
- Nope.
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
- Königsberg.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
- It's called a Gymnasium here.
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
- Yeah.
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
- Idk.
95. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?
- Dark purple pants. Derp.
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?
- Nope it starts in September. You jelly?
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?
- I guess you could say that.
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?
- Nope.
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER:
- Nope.
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?
- Nein.
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?
- Nah.
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
- Yeah.
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
- Nope.
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
- None.
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
- Take a dump.
- Nope lol.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
- 2 weeks.
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
- Can't remember.
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
- Yeah.
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
- Today.
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
- Military junk and beer.
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
- Macaroni with cheese.
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
- Face and tits.
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
- Sabaton-Ghost Division.
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
- In a house next to a few bigger houses and a fucking forest.
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
- Wat.
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
- Globul Bulgaria.
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
- I'll pretend i didn't read that question.
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD?
- Nevar.
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
- Yeah in my pants.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
- Sometimes.
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
- Never been to one.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
- Dave Davidson.
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
- Last Saturday.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
- Subway.
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
- The cake is a lie.
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
- A cafe or a park.
24. CAN YOU COOK?
- Some stuff.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
- I don't have one.
26. BEST KISSER:
- Derp.
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
- Idk.
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
- I eat fucking everything.
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
- That i laugh at people's misfortunes and other horrible things. I just don't give a fuck.
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
- I sometimes talk too much.
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
- Never been at work.
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
- The patriot with Mel Gibson !!
34. CAN YOU SING?
- Not really. I convince my self i can though.
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
- Never been to one.
36. LAST KISS?
- Can't remember exactly.
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
- Years ago. I pirate stuff now.
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
- My phone and my chain.
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
- My toilet.
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?
- Desktop configuration.
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
- George Bush.
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
- Sometimes.
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
- Naked always. Sometimes with socks only.
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
- My pillow.
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
- Idk.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
- Don't drive.
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
- Pancakes.
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
- Not really.
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
- Raw.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
- Sort of.
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
- Dad.
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?
- Dad.
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED?
- Some marketing scam.
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?
- 1.
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
- Shirt, underwear and pants.
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
- "Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles!
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?
- I don't eat that American excuse for food.
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
- Yeah.
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
- Yup.
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
- Berries.
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
- I happen to like cartography a little too much.
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
- I touch myself at night.
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
- Wat.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
- Summer.
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
- This morning.
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
- 09:24 AM
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
- Nothing.
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?
- Don't drive.
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
- Murry.
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
- I like ninjas.
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
- Pirating Shogun 2.
78. BIRTHDAY?
- July 15.
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
- German Soldat.
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?
- Fuck no.
87. ARE YOU SMILING?
- Smirking only.
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
- Nope.
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
- Königsberg.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
- It's called a Gymnasium here.
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
- Yeah.
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
- Idk.
95. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?
- Dark purple pants. Derp.
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?
- Nope it starts in September. You jelly?
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?
- I guess you could say that.
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?
- Nope.
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER:
- Nope.
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?
- Nein.
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?
- Nah.
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
- Yeah.
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
- Nope.
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
- None.
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
- Take a dump.
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The'Titleless Journal'
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Idk wut im doing lol
Ok so comment this frickin journal and ill tell you the stuff listed bellow
1. Something I'll learn about you by looking at your dA page for 13 seconds.
2. Which colour you remind me of.
3. My first memory of you.
4. What animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. My favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. What's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
Ok so comment this frickin journal and ill tell you the stuff listed bellow
1. Something I'll learn about you by looking at your dA page for 13 seconds.
2. Which colour you remind me of.
3. My first memory of you.
4. What animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. My favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. What's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
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